fredag 6 november 2009

Back to the future 3000


"You have done it!! I believe in you!!" hollered Mr. Jansson, CEO of the local Karlskrona Swedbank office and jumped up form his chair in a clear reaction of pure happiness. We had convinced the investors to invest in our project thanks to our perfect pitch!

Mr. Jansson left the room and got a trolly full of Dom Perignon that he had prepared in advance for us, since he had felt the success in the air. "Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah for group number two!" He yelled as he came in running with the trolly. "Lets do this!!" he said as he saved some bottles from the clear death they faced if they hit the floor.

Suddenly the doors slammed wide open with a loud bang. Surprised we all turned around and faced Mick Cordero, standing there in silence surrounded by a bright light, lots of smoke and two secretaries standing on each side of him. "Vi är på gång! Vi är laddade vi är tända!!" boomed loudly from the speakers as if they were about to break. Mick stepped to the group with firm steps and a ready steady handshake. "Jeg mast fåe skage ere haender! Ni are die beste grouppe!" he said as he gave us a cheque with a huge amount, we dear not speak of, "Here you go!".

Shaken n stirred group two rises with open jaws and highfives till their palms hurts! We had made it, we were ready to move on. Get our idea out on the market! Suddenly another interruption occurred in the form of Bethovens fifth symphony. It was Olas phone, while deadly silence spread he answered the phone…. The uncomfortable silence lasted for 12 minutes until Ola hang up and announced that the Bonnier group and Cap & design was onboard our venture!!

Mr. Jansson came up to Ola clapped his back and said "Stop talking now sonny, take two bottles of dommpa and lets do this!!". Mr Jansson takes the hole trolly and lifts it up in the air. He then grabs a bottle in the air and starts shaking it 'til the cork flies of with a huge bang. It hits the chandelier of the bank, who in its turn, drops down off the ceiling, right over Jerry the intern.

Sadly for Jerry; the Group, Mick, Mr Jansson and the investors were already running off into the sunset and the bright future as fresh out of school students on their way into big success in the industry and life!!

//Group 2 aka The flying postits

P.S. ...if only the group had stayed they would have realized Jerrys dark secret. They had an evil cyborg by their side all this time. He rised and cluched his fists as he screamed out in angst and swore to take revenge upon the group. (Cliffhanger for possible sequel, freeze frame, fade out, credits to generic rocksong. )

Inga kommentarer:

Skicka en kommentar